"Visiting G.R.A.N.D.M.A." Week 4 Update: Sex Dormitories, Homemade Deodorant, and Why You Should Never Accept Hot Chocolate From a Friendly Raccoon

Welcome to Week Four of my project, “I Created A Video Game in 8 Weeks, Using RPG Maker MZ,” where I create a self-contained video game quest with impact, choices, and multiple endings, from scratch, using RPG Maker MZ!

Last week, I created my video game’s intro! (Did anyone order a boatload of exposition?) Read all about it, here!

This week I focused on the soft skills of game creation: narrative design, theme, and how to create complex, interesting villains…all while implementing the hard skills that I have gained over the course of the project.

It was a hodgepodge of creation.

A flurry of activity.

A hotbed of ideas.

...We’re talking theme, we’re talking sex dormitories, we’re talking sympathetic villains. It was a little bit of everything, all rolled into one (cue Alanis Morisette voiceover).

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Two Stories in Twelve Hours

Welcome to the time I wrote two stories in twelve hours.

This actually isn’t unheard of for me; ideas sometimes start flooding in for me all at once—something about unlatching the door to the Imagination Cupboard and seeing what’s been accumulating inside. What is unusual for me is having no other option but to write two stories in 12 hours.

When the pressure is on, suddenly that cupboard latch starts to feel more like a well-loved toothpaste tube that you’re fighting to squeeze the last amount out of.

This is the position I found myself in when I entered the final round of the NYC Midnight 250-Word Microfiction Challenge writing contest (contest results are currently pending).

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Book Excerpt: "Swamp Creature"

A word of advice: if there are signs outside of your dorm warning you about an emergency drill the next day, write it down so you will remember. And if you decide to take a nap, keep a change of clothes within easy reach of your bed.

As you may already suspect, I was sleeping when the emergency alarm went off today in my university dorm.

In retrospect, I guess it is pretty impressive that I managed to stumble over to my clothes, blink at myself in the mirror, locate my dorm room’s door, and stumble out into the hall...all in time to run into the cute boy I’ve been crushing on for the past three weeks.

Crush: "You look tired."

Me: "Grrrraaaaaggggh."

Encountering a gorgeous human while personally looking like a swamp creature that just woke up from an enchanted sleep is embarrassing, but I’ve had worse Wednesdays.

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I Learned How to Use Self-Switches in RPG Maker MZ, in Order to Interact With a Sack of Flirtatious Potatoes

Hi! My name is Charlotte Toumanoff, and I am a first-time game developer. This post is part of my project, “I Created A Video Game in 8 Weeks, Using RPG Maker MZ,” where I create a self-contained video game quest with impact, choices, and multiple endings, from scratch, using RPG Maker MZ.

To see the rest of the project (and play the game), click here!

…Welcome to the time I learned how to program self-switches, in order to have my character interact with a sack of flirtatious potatoes!

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Short Story: Mother Knows Best

I'm thrilled to announce that my short story, "Mother Knows Best," won First Place in round two of the NYC Midnight 250-Word Microfiction Challenge writing contest!

5,400+ people entered the competition back in October and I am now one of 125 writers moving on to the final round!

The way the contest works is: you receive a prompt at 11:59 PM containing a required genre, action, and word. You then have 24 hours to write a 250-word (maximum) short story incorporating all three.

My prompt was:
GENRE: Suspense/Thriller
ACTION: Getting an oil change
WORD: Crack

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Short Story: My Monster Wingman

This is a short story I wrote for a writing contest back in 2020. Although it is technically “finished,” I know what happens next and haven’t written it, yet—which makes this also very, very unfinished. Or maybe possibly a Part One?

Warning: Rated “R”

My Monster Wingman

"It's safe, now," I whisper, leaning over the bed.

My monster sticks his head out. "Really? You mean it? I don't have to go back?"

"Never again," I reassure him. "It's popsicles and strippers from here on out."

He growls with displeasure. "You know that doesn't do anything for me, right? Too few arms, not enough eyes."

"...Gross."

"You're gross."

I pat my bed. "Come on, hop up. Be my wingman." I hold out my phone and show him the violently pink heart bubbles floating on the screen. "She keeps sending me 'likes,' but ignoring my messages."

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Playing Dungeons and Dragons is One of the Best Things You Can Do For Your Career

My character sits in a limo across from a giant praying mantis.

Many of the “plibbles” covering my character’s body from head to toe—little purple tubes with suction on the ends—hold tasty chocolate treats, which the praying mantis eyes, hungrily.

I point accusingly at a small, quivering yellow mass on the limo seat next to us and say, “I don’t think Freddie is here for the right reasons.”

…I am playing “Space Bachelorette” with my friends, and my character just pulled a dirty trick.

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Short Story: Superheroes Anonymous

“Hello, and welcome to Supers Anonymous, where we help each other recover from the trauma of being Overpowered Beings.”

Anthony, an apartment building superintendent, shifts uncomfortably in his seat. Contrary to what he had believed upon seeing the sign, he would not find himself in the warm bosom of like-minded brethren, swapping horror stories about clogged toilets and nightmare tenants.

A man wearing comically-large oven mitts stands up. “Hi, I’m Mega Mitts, and this morning a tenant of mine clogged up her toilet like she was angry at it.”

Huh. Or maybe I will.

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Studying Writing at Oxford Taught Me to Throw Out the Rules

I grew up believing there was a ‘right’ and a ‘wrong’ way to write.

I learned that good writing meant nothing if you didn’t follow the rules, and every misstep you took would make your creations stand out like a sore thumb.

The adults in my life acted like this wasn’t a problem—like they had their own easy-to-reference list of rules printed on gilded paper and embossed with the secrets of the universe, nestled in their back pocket at all times. In contrast, I felt like my awareness of writing rules more closely resembled a used Kleenex that missed the trash can and lay deflated on the floor.

Even worse, writing rules seemed to change all the time, and trying to keep up with them felt like chasing an elusive ribbon floating in the wind.

I lived in fear of being “found out” as a fake writer—as a toddler trying to sit at the big kids table.

It wasn’t until 2016, when I attended an advanced creative writing program at the University of Oxford, that I finally learned to throw all the rules out the window.

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The Incomparable Rudeness of Time

Can we all agree that time and gravity are extremely rude? I don’t recall signing a consent form to make parts of my body feel like they are laughing and pointing at me at all hours of the day.

The older I get, the more I relate to a nervous chihuahua: jittery, with decreased bladder control.

As someone who recently had a discussion with a friend about the pros and cons of buying a bread maker, suddenly finds the dads in Disney films hot, and now understands the appeal of naps, I can’t ignore the truth any longer: I’m an adult.

This revelation feels like being slapped in the face with a dueling glove, with no hope for retaliation.

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I Created A Video Game in Eight Weeks, Using RPG Maker MZ

…A recently orphaned boy, on the verge of adulthood.

...A mysterious summons from an ineffable presence.

...A cult that sprang out of a famine.

...A choice that impacts the lives of many.

Welcome to Visiting G.R.A.N.D.M.A., a video game I made from scratch using RPG Maker MZ!

Grounded in emotional realism, yet swimming in absurdism, Visiting G.R.A.N.D.M.A. is a hilarious romp with a dark storyline. It has multiple endings that each emphasize the impact and consequences of the players’ choices and will stay with you long after you finish playing.

What will happen to the people you encounter? How will meeting you affect their lives? Only you can say.

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Short Story: Charlie

This short story won “Honorable Mention” in round two of the NYC Midnight 250-Word Microfiction Challenge writing contest!

The way the contest works is: you receive a prompt at 11:59 PM containing a required genre, action, and word. You then have 24 hours to write a 250-word (maximum) short story incorporating all three.

My prompt was:

Genre: Historical fiction

Action: Bricklaying

Word: "step"

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Short Story: Cozy Saturdays

This 250-word short story won eighth place in the first round of NYC Midnight’s “250-word Microfiction Challenge 2021” International Writing Contest. Contest participants were given a prompt at midnight, and then required to turn in a 250-word maximum short story within 24 hours.

The prompt consisted of a required genre, action, and word.

My prompt was:

GENRE: Ghost Story

ACTION: Running

WORD: “play”

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Short Story: Lady Sunshine

This story won 7th place in the first round of NYC Midnight’s “250-word Microfiction Challenge 2020” writing contest. Contest participants were given a prompt with a required genre, action, and word at midnight and then required to turn in a 250-word maximum short story within 24 hours.

My prompt was:

  • Genre: Horror

  • Action: Pet sitting

  • Word: Serve

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